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What the crap

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 1, 2008, 5:29 PM


The journal is all freaky.
I DON'T LIKE CHANGE.

Anyway.

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (my mom counts, dammit)

SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 3

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die (A squirrel. And multiple bugs that I've crushed)

SO FAR: 5

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart / sheezyart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 6

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 8

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 12

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 16

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 21

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 22

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 24

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 26

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 28

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 32

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 35

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 38

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 39

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 43

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
(x) Been Humped By A Monkey (dreams are weird)

SO FAR: 47

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
(x) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 50

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars

SO FAR: 53

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 56

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 60

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 63

Level 25
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 66

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 69 (lol)

Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair (but failed)
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 72

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 75

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 79

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas (uh...sure.)

I fail at life.

...eh.

It's time for a sexy party.
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Watching: Star Wars
  • Playing: Pokemon Pearl
  • Drinking: Kool-Aid

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Hell if I know
  • Current Residence: In your room, stealing your money
  • Print preference: Seven!
  • Interests: Drawing, Writing, Wangsting, Making fun of you, Pizza, Chips, and Your Mom
  • Favourite movie: Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, The Simpsons movie, The Prestige, the Illusionist, Sin City, Pulp Fiction
  • Favourite band or musician: Journey, The Gorillaz, Men at Work, and Say Anything
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Alternative, Emo, Classical
  • Favourite artist: Burton, Da Vinci, Vasquez, and Leah
  • Favourite poet or writer: Funke, DiCamillo, Rowling, Dickinson, Barry
  • Favourite photographer: Leah
  • Favourite style of art: Fanart...?
  • Operating System: XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Samsung
  • Shell of choice: Ur Mom's shell. Oh. Burn.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Gir
  • Skin of choice: My own. Whose else would I pick, besides my own, dammit?
  • Favourite game: Any Zelda, Wii Sports, Mario Kart, The Sims, SSB, Kingdom Hearts
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Matt and Mello
  • Personal Quote: YOU'RE WINNER!
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Paper, Prisma Color Pencils, Food

Devious Comments

~paperbag19:iconpaperbag19: 3 hours 40 minutes ago
Thanks for the :+fav:

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"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems..."
~Uerba:iconUerba: 1 day 10 hours ago
lol

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God isn't real?! This must come as a tremendous shock to it!
=Sage-of-Dorks:iconSage-of-Dorks: 1 day 13 hours ago
Yes.

He has another fist under his beard.

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If God created mankind, then he must have included homosexuals. So that means god is a little gay himself.
~Uerba:iconUerba: 2 days 19 hours ago
Oh yeah?

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God isn't real?! This must come as a tremendous shock to it!
=Sage-of-Dorks:iconSage-of-Dorks: 2 days 19 hours ago
Chuck Norris wins all.

He could destroy them with a sneeze.

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If God created mankind, then he must have included homosexuals. So that means god is a little gay himself.
~Uerba:iconUerba: 3 days 9 hours ago
I have the NY Giants on mine.

Good luck.

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God isn't real?! This must come as a tremendous shock to it!
=Sage-of-Dorks:iconSage-of-Dorks: 3 days 10 hours ago
I have Chuck Norris on my side.

Your move.

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If God created mankind, then he must have included homosexuals. So that means god is a little gay himself.
~Uerba:iconUerba: 3 days 11 hours ago
Sure. Come and get it! :chainsaw:

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God isn't real?! This must come as a tremendous shock to it!
=Sage-of-Dorks:iconSage-of-Dorks: 3 days 11 hours ago
Give me your monies.

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If God created mankind, then he must have included homosexuals. So that means god is a little gay himself.
~Uerba:iconUerba: 3 days 13 hours ago
No...what?

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God isn't real?! This must come as a tremendous shock to it!
=Sage-of-Dorks:iconSage-of-Dorks: 3 days 13 hours ago
No.

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If God created mankind, then he must have included homosexuals. So that means god is a little gay himself.
~Uerba:iconUerba: Jun 24, 2008, 6:59:22 PM Mood: Anger
Hey! Get out of my room!!

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God isn't real?! This must come as a tremendous shock to it!
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~Sabelm4ds:iconSabelm4ds: Jun 1, 2008, 11:30:14 PMComment hidden by Owner Mood: Approval
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=Sage-of-Dorks:iconSage-of-Dorks: May 1, 2008, 2:34:05 PM
The eyes are the groin of the face.

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If God created mankind, then he must have included homosexuals. So that means god is a little gay himself.
~carriee-x3:iconcarriee-x3: Apr 27, 2008, 5:38:23 AM Mood: I Have To Pee
ha. dwight's pure awesome.

Dwight: I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.

Jim: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

Dwight: So I can lower it.

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-insert witty, funny, and overall awesome comment signature here.-
~sasukefan723:iconsasukefan723: Apr 22, 2008, 8:46:26 AM
Your signature is pure win! I love it with all my lungs!

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Mello, Mello he's our man!
If he can't do it,
Near sure can!
Go Mello!
~Homsar88:iconHomsar88: Mar 20, 2008, 11:54:42 AM
Thanks for the :+fav: on my Christian picture. It was FIERCEly kind of you sir. ;)
:heart: haha

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"You may say it's selfdestructive, you may say it's selfindulgent but it's more productive than for me to be happy."-The dresden Dolls, Bad Habit
~dolphin64575:icondolphin64575: Feb 24, 2008, 5:45:24 PM
you are quite welcome!

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[link] < amazing Deviant, banned, [link] for full story.
you take L's sugar, Kira gains a follower.
=Sage-of-Dorks:iconSage-of-Dorks: Feb 23, 2008, 1:45:51 PM
Mostly nunchucks.

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If God created mankind, then he must have included homosexuals. So that means god is a little gay himself.
~chibiness123:iconchibiness123: Feb 23, 2008, 7:19:44 AM
your avi is made of win...and nunchucks :'D

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Quite frankly, I'm ashamed

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:>
=Sage-of-Dorks:iconSage-of-Dorks: Feb 19, 2008, 4:24:12 PM
Thank you, random deviant.

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If God created mankind, then he must have included homosexuals. So that means god is a little gay himself.
~dolphin64575:icondolphin64575: Feb 18, 2008, 5:28:24 PM
i love your sig!

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[link] < amazing Deviant, banned, [link] for full story.
you take L's sugar, Kira gains a follower.
=Sage-of-Dorks:iconSage-of-Dorks: Feb 7, 2008, 5:54:20 PM
I FEEL EMO.

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If God created mankind, then he must have included homosexuals. So that means god is a little gay himself.
~Paranoiaxll3:iconParanoiaxll3: Feb 6, 2008, 4:45:11 PM
elaiiiiiiine.
i love youuu :[
p.s.
im sowwy i didnt hug you today, i didnt know what was wrongggg :/
until you told me :\

-bff.

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[You are all invited to stay the night] <3